when will this happen to me
reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life
Shiiiiittttt the way “being black in amerikkka” is set up we all need a sugar daddy!
Can’t risk it
11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
love too big for she goddamn heart
me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse
employee: aisle 5
me: thanks
wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??
boy: hey sorry i took 3 days to reply i was in the shower haha wyd xx
me: he’s kind. he’s smart. he’s a great communicator. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth
asmr open mic night
you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence
what’s the password
